Joseph, thought last tuesday was a monday.
RE: Cleft Lip
“There was this poor girl in Cambodia who had to go into intensive care because she sucked her lip up her nose!”
Charlie
On World Domination…
Joseph draws a map of the world and boasts about how no-one has ever or will ever draw such a detailed map of the world on a spur of the moment request. He then discovers he doesn’t have room for America and doesn’t know what Russia looks like. He then starts describing how he would take over the world, colouring in countries as he goes. He decides to end the war in Iraq, and sign a treaty. He asks Dad “where is Iran? Is it beside Iraq”. Dad replies “It’s beside Prussia”. “where’s Prussia?” he wonders. Mum walks in…
Joe: Mum, where’s Iraq?
Mum: Beside Iran.
Joe: Thanks.
Mum: Also beside I-Walk. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joe: See that would be funny but its not I-ran, it’s Ir-an, Ir-raq, Ir-walk
Mum: It’s also Ir-relevant
And then we all BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHed
- Sarah: Mum, there wasn't any in the shop.
- Charlie: What were you looking for?
- Sarah: A model of your face so we could remember you when Mum put you up for adoption.
- Charlie: Yeah, they were all sold out.
I only knit using the very best wool from the finest Devon Cows.
Joe
16th Oct. 2009
