Joseph draws a map of the world and boasts about how no-one has ever or will ever draw such a detailed map of the world on a spur of the moment request. He then discovers he doesn’t have room for America and doesn’t know what Russia looks like. He then starts describing how he would take over the world, colouring in countries as he goes. He decides to end the war in Iraq, and sign a treaty. He asks Dad “where is Iran? Is it beside Iraq”. Dad replies “It’s beside Prussia”. “where’s Prussia?” he wonders. Mum walks in…
Joe: Mum, where’s Iraq?
Mum: Beside Iran.
Joe: Thanks.
Mum: Also beside I-Walk. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Joe: See that would be funny but its not I-ran, it’s Ir-an, Ir-raq, Ir-walk
Mum: It’s also Ir-relevant
And then we all BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHed
